Nigel’s ‘chiselled cheekbones’ make the news – Reform’s the Reformer, digested by John Crace

Editor, agony uncle, crossword compiler – he even interviews himself. Our sketchwriter finds there’s no end to Farage’s talents

THE REFORMER

Welcome to your new super, soaraway Reformer. The paper that aims to take you back to the 1950s with all the stories that the mainstream media don’t want you to read. Free to all patriots. And those who happen to have found a copy on the floor of the bus.

A message from the editor, Nigel Farage

We are living in dangerous times. The chances of finding an immigrant ahead of you in the supermarket checkout queue have never been higher. Now more than ever you need a newspaper you can trust. One that isn’t afraid to tell you the truth about Broken Britain, and where you can find a grievance on every page.