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Infantino caught in the web as tide turns against Trump in midterms and leaves Fifa exposed | Barney Ronay

Infantino caught in the web as tide turns against Trump in midterms and leaves Fifa exposed | Barney Ronay
Investigations into Donald Trump’s opportunism may well take in his relationship with Gianni Infantino. Illustration: Gary Neill

Trump Exposed Reactor Core Syndrome very much in play after Democrat landslide – and Fifa’s president may pay a price

Oh baby, clamp me in your repulsive mouthparts. Sink your unusually large and venomous fangs into my abdomen. And yes, we are doing this in the White House cabinet rooms, out there in plain sight of the watching world, just a gleaming golden ball between us. But it’s fine. Probably. Now take a sip of those sweet, sweet tiny male arachnoid entrails.

An exciting new study was published over the summer into the habits of the Australian redback spider. The research made headlines for its focus on reproductive behaviour, specifically the male’s urgent and very willing engagement in what is known as sexual cannibalism, AKA copulatory suicide.

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